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hey, does anybody feel that?
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Enough is enough!! This service is taking TOO long. I'm taking this salad bar under my own control. FIGHT ME to the death sir Barkeep!!!
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jeez methinks a fight about to break out is.
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ok now i'm at the bar and i want to order a beverage but i see that the barkeep is about to be engaged in a fight to the death so i figure i'll wait until that's over with to order my beverage. and in the mean time i can watch and it will be a spectacle. and i say all this to the nearest other bar patron.
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What say you barkeep????? If you won't fight me, I will declare myself salad bartender and server this patient patron...
*crickets*
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Alfredo jazeera wrote:
What say you barkeep????? If you won't fight me, I will declare myself salad bartender and server this patient patron...
*crickets*
hello i dont know if youre employed at the bar or if youre just here trying to cause trouble but it's not really my business. could i get a tall glass of the refreshing yellow stuff please.
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Alfredo jazeera wrote:
Enough is enough!! This service is taking TOO long. I'm taking this salad bar under my own control. FIGHT ME to the death sir Barkeep!!!
here is one
-barpkeep
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gee whillikers. time to get back in my spaceship!
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the noonward race wrote:
Alfredo jazeera wrote:
Enough is enough!! This service is taking TOO long. I'm taking this salad bar under my own control. FIGHT ME to the death sir Barkeep!!!
here is one
-barpkeep
"Thank barkeeps. I knew you were a good fellow. *salutes and pats barkeeps back*. CHEERS CHUNKS *klink, bowwow*"
I throw back the shot of ranch dressing. I think to myself, 'shoot, I still got the taste of chunks in my mouth'
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mikeofficial wrote:
gee whillikers. time to get back in my spaceship!
Wait, where's ya going??
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now i am meekly waving in the direction of the bartender. because i would like to get a tall glass of yellow.
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i take off my wizard robe
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Alfredo jazeera wrote:
mikeofficial wrote:
gee whillikers. time to get back in my spaceship!
Wait, where's ya going??
i was going to get in my spaceship??
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A spaceship? Son, you're going to have to explain yourself. Are you some kind a alien?