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I get out of my spaceship
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whats going on!!!!
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I walk into the bar
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(im the tavern keep) whatll it be o weary traveler
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*shooting some pool*
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GigansFriend wrote:
(im the tavern keep) whatll it be o weary traveler
modelo
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GigansFriend wrote:
(im the tavern keep) whatll it be o weary traveler
got any good pilsners my man?
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*i fuck*
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no im just kidding i walk in t6o the bar and tip my hat
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the noonward race wrote:
no im just kidding i walk in t6o the bar and tip my hat
tips my hat back at you
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i order a drink and wonder about the new vibes at the bar
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I walk into the bar with a black X marked on the back of both hands, and my pet hound name "Chunks"
retconned hounds name from Comrad to Chunks
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straight wrote:
Rrrrrr
Downboy!! We need to be friendly to the alcoholics
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mikeofficial wrote:
I get out of my spaceship
what is this?
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I walk up to the salad bar.
I ask the salad bartender, "where's can a teetotin' fella and his hound find a room in this here inn"
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My Name is barkeep
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the noonward race wrote:
My Name is barkeep
Heh okay "barkeep". This looks like a salad bar to me. I though this establishment was vegan friendly. Now, I was up all night blowing chunks. Can I get some shots of ranch dressing to help get the flavour out of my mouth?
*slams $5 down onto the salad bar*
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***crickets***
*woof woof* the hound barks
"Easy Chunks, we'll get you some dressing right away. Cmon barkeep! The service here SUCKS. I gotta get the taste of chunks out of my mouth sooner than later!"
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i play darts
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"Darts, buh? Is that the slang kids are usin' for playing with their loins these days"
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i am not in the bar i am at my house and i am not up to anything in particular.
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meow wrote:
mikeofficial wrote:
I get out of my spaceship
what is this?
don't worry about it sweetheart
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i approach the counter and crawl on top of it to reach eye level of the bartender.one mai tai please ?
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Alfredo jazeera wrote:
***crickets***
*woof woof* the hound barks
"Easy Chunks, we'll get you some dressing right away. Cmon barkeep! The service here SUCKS. I gotta get the taste of chunks out of my mouth sooner than later!"
CHUNKS thats the name of my dog
we go way back into history to
im Barkeep and this is my son Barkept
hes 21 so he can go into bars
anyways i heard that the orcs are fucking around
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Alfredo jazeera wrote:
***crickets***
*woof woof* the hound barks
"Easy Chunks, we'll get you some dressing right away. Cmon barkeep! The service here SUCKS. I gotta get the taste of chunks out of my mouth sooner than later!"
we only have ranch and ranch accessories
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great to be here. i spill a bunch of ice cream on my pants
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the noonward race wrote:
Alfredo jazeera wrote:
***crickets***
*woof woof* the hound barks
"Easy Chunks, we'll get you some dressing right away. Cmon barkeep! The service here SUCKS. I gotta get the taste of chunks out of my mouth sooner than later!"we only have ranch and ranch accessories
CHUNKS is a fine name for a hound. Let's hope it was my hound I was blowin' last night and not your mangy mutt aahHahahah!!
We'll take four shots of ranch dressing.
Now tell me barkeep, these Orcs that are f***ing around, do they have a family?
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Alfredo jazeera wrote:
"Darts, buh? Is that the slang kids are usin' for playing with their loins these days"
what
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i stand silently in the corner watching the fools. i am dressed in black with one eye hidden behind the rim of my trilby